June 2012
cosmo tip #234
start referring to yourself as kanye west . start referring to him as kanye west. get ready for the most intense lovemaking session of your life
Cosmo tip #214
Gently rub his stomach and whisper, “Soon this will be plump with my seed”. Always do this on the first date.
Girls logic: Yes I'm upset but I don't want to tell you what's wrong so I'll just sit here getting mad at you because you're supposed to guess what's wrong.
twatnip:
one time i got hit in the head with a soda
luckily it was a soft drink
fuckyeahandi:
رف مدينة الكلبة مدينة رف رف الكلبة
rack city bitch rack rack city bitch
